Physical intimacy and sexual relation comprise
the most delicate part of all the human relations. In the words of
well-known author, love seems to be the fastest thing, but it is the
slowest thing to grow. Nonetheless, millions of people unite every
year with the opposite sex. Some of these partnerships last life
long. This section describes the kinds of the partners and their
agents who assist them in contacting with each other and establish
physical relations.
CATEGORIES OF
MALE AND FEMALE PARTNERS
According to the size and depth of their private
organs male and female partners have been put in three categories.
These are Shash (rabbit), Vrish (bull) and Ashva (horse) for the
males and Mrigi (doe), Badava (cow) and Hastini (she-elephant) for
the females.
Shashak (rabbit) males have a small phallus, Vrish (bull) males have
normal size phallus. While Ashva (horse) males have extremely large
phallus. Mrigi (doe) females have extremely small cunt. Badava (cow
females have normal sized cunt, while Hastini (she-elephant) females
have extemely large cunt. A union of Shashak (rabbit) male with
Mrigi (doe) female, of Vrishu (bull) male with Badava (cow) female
and Ashva (horse) male with Hastini (she-elephant) female is well
matched because the sizes of their private parts are equal to one
another. There are six kinds of unmatched union between these types
of partners, viz. Union of Shashak (rabbit) male with Hastini
(she-elephant) or Badva (cow) females, union of Vrish (bull) male
with Mrigi (doe) or Hastini (she-elephant) females and the union of
Ashva (horse) male with Mrigi (doe) or Badava (cow) female.
KINDS OF
FEMALE PARTNERS
Female partners are the young woman who are the centre of everyone's
attraction. There are mainly three kinds of female partners. These
are 1) Spinsters, 2) Remarried widows and 3) Prostitutes. Spinsters
constitute the supreme category, remarried widows are mediocre,
while prostitutes form the lowest category. On the basis of their
body built, female partners have been classified into Hastine
(elephant-like) Padmini (lotuslike) etc. According to their social
status, Acharya Vatsyayan has recognized four categories of female
partners – spinsters, remarried women forced to have relation with
men other than husband. Often eunuchs are also recognized as the
fifth category of the female partners.
GENTLEMAN
Who is a gentleman? Any educated person may be a gentleman. But
without having a legitimate wife, even an educated man can't be
gentleman. And after marriage, life cannot run without money. But no
one gets money without efforts. Hence, marriage and taking up some
economic occupation are necessary to be a civilized man. A civilized
man must also make his residence at an excellent inhabitation, which
is managed well. There must be a water near the inhabitation and
general environment must be as clean and pure as possible. There
must be two portions in a gentleman's house – one for storing
necessary provisions and other for sleeping. Further additions in
the house must follow the principles of Vastu Shastra. His bedroom
must have a comfortable bedstead with soft cushions and white
sheets. There must be all the cosmetics handy in the bedroom. Apart
from these musical instruments, music system posters of natural
scenes and love scenes of couples must decorate the bedroom. The
house must also have a swing, a lawn and a kitchen garden.
The inner portion of the house must be used by the woman. It should
have a bedstead with soft cushion. There must also be a smaller but
comfortable bed nearby for lovemaking. The owner of the house must
enjoy physical intimacy with his wife on this smaller bed. Light
snacks and drinks must also be handy in this room.
After a hard day work daily, evening of a gentle must start with
music. Guests may also visit him at him time or conversely the
gentleman may visit some one else as a guest himself.
WOMEN NOT FIT
FOR COITION
Among all the four types of above-mentioned female partners, there
are women not fit for coition. These are lepers, insane, corrupt,
characterless and backbiters. Apart from them women who want full
lighting during coition, who stint, who are past their prime,
extremely fair-complexioned are also not fit for coition. Women
having Electra complex must be shun in any case. Ultimately one must
not strive to establish physical relations with an ascetic woman,
friend of the wife, wife of the friend, teacher and the wife of the
king.
TABOOS IN
PHYSICAL REALTIONS
Of course there is a strong drive of attraction among the members of
opposite sexes. This drive urges human beings to establish close
physical contact with the opposite sex. But it won't be wise to have
a physical relation with just anybody. There are certain taboos to
give this behaviour a direction. According, one should avoid
physical relation with the woman belonging to very high class or to
a very low class. One should not long for a relation with a woman
married to someone other. One should not have a relation with a
woman of the same caste but who has been boycotted by the society.
Such relations almost always lead to the fall.
